Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Tuesday Top 5: My top 5 favorite "Ex Boyfriend" Songs

These are the top 5 songs that make me think of ex boyfriends, past relationship, happy or sad.

1. Style - Taylor Swift
Right now this is the top of my list for songs that remind me of an ex. Plus it reminds me of my favorite porn star. Bitter Sweet. 
I say "I've heard that you've been out and about with some other girl"
(Some other girl)
He says "What you've heard is true but I
Can't stop thinking about you and I."
I said "I've been there too a few times"





2. True Companion - Marc Cohn
This song reminds me of the first husband. He "purposed" to this song. So now I always think of him. It really is a beautiful song. 




3. Gives you Hell - The All American Rejects
This is really a good flying middle finger song, excellent for breakups!




 4. You Oughta Know - Alanis Morissette
The kick ass break up anthem of the 90s. I mean come on, nothing like a woman scorned. 
"And are you thinking of me when you fuck her..."




5. You Were Meant for Me - Jewel
Also harkening back to the 90s, you know that you should be together, you were meant for each other, this song exemplifies this. Hunker down on the couch with that ice cream, and have a good ugly cry while rocking out. 




















Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Tuesday Top 5: My Top Five Sex Toys

1. The Feel-Doe by Tantus - A silicone strapless strap-on, 4 different sizes and colors, both vibrating and not. Also the real-doe, in 3 sizes and realistic. The Feel Doe is a strapless strap-on, the has a bulb that  is inserted into the vagina allowing for stimulation from thrusting. I love this damn thing.

2. The We-Vibe 4 +  - The we vibe cause quite a stir when it came onto the market, currently on its 4th or 5th incarnation, the We-Vibe 4 plus is an awesome toy that is remote controlled, manually controlled or through an app on your phone. Its shaped like a "U" both ends vibrate, one can be inserted vaginally while the other sits on (Or near in my case) your clit. It can be used solo or during sex. My only complaint is that my anatomy isn't super well suited for the distance between the motors.

3. Shibari My Wand 10x - This is a massage wand similar to the hitachi and others like it. This thing is powerful, has different vibration patterns and honestly my go to when I just want to get off quick and move on with my day. Attachments are available for this.

4. Rope - No brand in particular, no type, just love rope. I love being tied up.

5. Riding Crop - This is another generalization, I love to be spanked so this is a wonderful implement for that.

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This is the shit women deal with. ..

Sunday, April 26, 2015

300 twitter followers!

Holy shit you guys... thats crazy. I mean I know there are people out there with WAY more followers but I am pretty psyched about my 300 followers! I think I will add a prize to my giveaway! I will announce what I will be adding latter this evening! Keep an eye out.

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Friday, April 24, 2015

Obsession with Evil

Somehow Hitler came up in conversation at work today, which always reminds me of my obsession with evil. I get off on the bad boys... and Im not talking like James Dean rebel without a cause bad boy, Im talking like... legitimate evil.

I have always rooted for the bad guy, in Phantom of the Opera, Christine should have ended up with the Phantom. Its just my particular bent  I  suppose. Something about evil, power and arrogance is just sexy. Not relationship material but fucking hot none the less.


I have never really stopped to examine this past a certain point, cause well fantasies exists as fantasies for a reason, and are rarely as good in reality as they are in our minds. Oh well... back to dreaming of strong hands, a wicked grin and world domination.